Wednesday, December 23, 2015

Superman #47 Review and *SPOILERS*

Daddy Issues

Written By: Gene Luen Yang
Art By: Howard Porter, Raymund Bermudez, Tom Derenick, Hi-Fi, Lee Loughridge, Rob Leigh
Cover Price: $3.99
Release Date: December 26, 2015

*Non Spoilers and Score At The Bottom*

It's a bird, it's a plane, no it's a goddamned pro wrestler.  Boy, have I not been digging this title for awhile now, not only because of the current Mythbrawl arc, where Superman would rather be fighting gods and getting cheers from an audience than taking on the villain, but this villain Hordr_Root has just been terrible as well.  He's got secret complexes in the clouds, that you get to by a magic bus, energy sucking robots and as we saw in the previous issue, clones of people made out of sand.  That's right, sand clones and in the last issue Superman take on his fully powered sand clone and Jimmy Olsen payed the price when old Sandy accidentally shot him in the chest with it's heat vision.  Jimmy's days might be numbered, but so may Hordr_Root's because as that issue ended we saw the villain just straight up mocking Superman on how easy it would be to hurt anyone he loves.  Let's jump into this issue and see what Superman will do now that Hordr_Root has made it personal.  Let's check it out.

Explain It!:

As much as I haven't been a fan of this Superman arc, I have to say that I was even less a fan of when Superman was going all Solar Flare all the time and the one good thing I can say about reading this depowered Superman is that we don't have to deal with that nonsense anymore........... Of course I'm wrong though and after Condesa gets Jimmy on the way to the hospital, Superman resumes fighting his sand clone, who being a clone would be all about Solar Flaring just like Clark was before he got slapped with the Truth.  Only problem.......... besides incorporating the solar flare again is that it's portrayed wrong.  As we saw before, whenever Superman would go all nuclear, there would be a giant explosion destroying everything in the area, but here Clark is just flung back a few feet, without so much as a burn and the sand clone is turned to glass for his efforts.  Superman then goes and shatters his grainy turned smooth doppelganger to make sure that the fight is over and I'm left scratching my head as to why Superman believed that if he got the sand clone to solar flare that he'd not only finish the fight, but end up absorbing the power.  Dude was already flying right next to the sun in Superman/Wonder Woman and that didn't work, but I guess he's just grasping at straws because he's going through power withdrawals.  

Well, even though it looked like Jimmy got impaled with heat vision last issue, it looks like he's going to be alright since Condesa got him to the hospital and Clark plans on taking the fight to Hordr_Root so that none of his friends will have to suffer because of him again.  Of course that means we have to go back to Mythbrawl so Clark can tender his resignation, but the former Man of Steel has made some friends since he started wrestling and they're not about to let him take on this baddie alone......... and for some reason that means that Haemosu and him have to put on a fake fight while they wait for Hordr_Root to come to him.  So we have a bunch of wrestling gods going up against Hordr_Root and his Quarmer robots and to make sure that this is the final battle, one of the gods puts a techno shield around the area so that Hordr_Root won't be able to send his signal over the internet to escape again.  With that the fight is on.

In the end, Superman and his god pals win the day and we see a glimmer of Superman sneak through this t-shirt clad lummox, when he decides not to kill Hordr_Root, even though the villain claims that if he doesn't, none of his friends will ever be safe.  Condesa then comes in and downloads Hordr_Root's consciousness into a hard drive and we find out that Superman ultimately made the right choice in sparing this body hopping nogoodnik when we find out that he had downloaded himself into Jimmy Olsen's body.  So yeah, that would of been a hell of a thing for Superman to deal with.  Superman goes on to piss me off some more when he turns the hard drive over to Mister Terrific to keep safe.......... even though he's supposed to be on Earth 2 ..........and looks like a burn patient when we first see him.  The story ends with Jimmy finding out due to him having residual Hordr memories that the creator of Hordr_Root was a paralyzed son of Vandal Savage, who was spurned by his father for being less than perfect, so he created another version of himself to be daddy's perfect little boy..... that killed his creator because as Highlander taught us, there can only be one.  Daddy apparently loves this version of his son though and breaks into Mister Terrific's lab to get his baby boy back.

That's it for this issue of Superman and even though I really didn't like this story arc, I have to say that even with it's continuity problems, solar flare misconceptions and Jimmy being damn near close to having a healing factor, I didn't mind this issue as much.  Yeah, it has some glaring problems and it may just be because we finally got this series to match up with what's going on with the rest of the Superman titles..... plus it ended Mythbrawl and Hordr_Root...... at least for the time being........ You know what?  I'm not sure what I'm trying to get at here.  Superman acted like Superman, we got some decent action, the story line that I didn't care for ended, plus it had decent art in the beginning, but don't go getting use to it because by the midway point it totally goes downhill before righting itself by the end.  These are the main reasons that I liked the book, but by no means does that mean it's good...... It's just better than most. 

Bits and Pieces:

Superman finally takes on Hordr_Root after getting tired of wrestling and even though this isn't a great issue, it does promise to at least be entertaining....... if not a little frustrating due to characters that don't belong in this continuity showing up for no reason.  The art in the beginning of the book was great, but by the midway point it had a radical change that really through me off and while I didn't mind this issue all that much, it still isn't all that good.



  1. Why do they change artists in the middle of issues anyway??!

    1. it did throw me off as well...Mumbo Jimbo may have a prediction or two about the art in this book

    2. I was just thinking how much Porter has grown on me since his days with JL 3000 and then wham... the issue changed dramatically. Thought it was a flash back or something but nope just a different artist. Nothing against the artist, I may like his work when not put with Porter's.

  2. Is the internet really everywhere? So its like surrounding me right now? Good thing this Internet wasnt around when Jim was a kid he would probably scared shitless all the time.

    1. Oh, I didn't need the internet to be scared...I had all I needed right up there in my tiny brain. I was such a bad combination of scared and only hearing things that made me more babysitter convinced me that led Zeppelin was trying to sacrifice me to Satan and it took me 10 years to actually listen to them let alone become a huge fan, someone told me a story about a hand reaching up through the toilet and I squated high over the toilet to crap for over a year...the list goes on and on.

    2. Don't forget about Bloody-Mary, I still can't be in a dark room that has a mirror in it!

  3. What the shit DC? Is EARTH 2 continuity not enough of a mess in its own book? Now you need to use SUPERMAN to twist the knife?

    So, Mr. Terrific was in this issue. Since Michael Holt is busy mentoring and playing Alfred to Dick Grayson's Batman on Earth 2, the only explanation is that the Mr. Terrific in this issue was a new Mr. Terrific. Thankfully, Superman never addressed him by his real name.

    Thank you,DCYou. I look forward to the next company-wide reboot.

  4. See the thing i find ridiculous about the DcYou's story over continuity idea is 1) i think most people enjoy continuity stringing stories or universes together and more importantly 2) most of the new stories coming out since the DcYou have sucked donkey balls

    1. I mostly agree with your second point...these stories have stunk!