Art by: R.M. Guera
Cover Price: $2.99
Release Date: September 24, 2014

With riots breaking out all over Gotham City, can Batman stop the march toward martial law?
Written by: Scott Lobdell
After reading and loving Green Lantern last week this issue has some pretty big shoes to fill. We're jumping into Five Years From Now with John Stewart and seeing how well he fares in the future. See I'm already out of things to say about this. I miss my recap section. These one shots are going to kill me. Okay it's story time. One time I met James Hampton, the father of Michael J. Fox from Teen Wolf and I was really nervous to talk to him because he had aged so much from when that movie came out and I don't have a proper grip on how time and reality work so I was a little thrown off by his elderly appearance. But once I shook his hand I immediately saw the actor I loved and I displayed the worst fanboy traits you could imagine. I went off about how he was the best movie father of all time and how I loved how he tried to help Scott with his werewolf problem by sitting down and talking it out with a nice cup of coco and then in the sequel he was such a good guy that he drove his nephew to college. I might have thrown him off a little too much when I started yelling at him "Where the hell were Jason Bateman's parents at!?" Not my proudest moment, but I take away the thought that I'm not sure he even knew where he was when he was assaulted by this strange, head band wearing, giant of a fanboy........... So let's take a look at Green Lantern Corps Five Years From Now.
For us fans of the Gotham Goddess this issue is bitter sweet because it is the last issue of Batgirl that Gail Simone will be writing. But wipe the tears from your eyes, because creators coming and going is the nature of the beast and Batgirl will live on and be heading in a new direction to keep the character interesting. God I hope I'm not just blowing smoke. For Simone's final issue we'll be heading to the strange land of Five Years From Now and see if our Batgirl has finally come out of the darkness she's been experiencing since the beginning of the New 52, but judging from the cover I don't think that will be the case. Let's check out our favorite female bat and see how Gotham is faring from her protection in the future. Oh man I hope it's good.
Written by: Scott Snyder
Our recap for this week is about Batman Beyond teaming up with Key, Coil and Plastique to break into Terrifitech. While this might seem odd that our future hero would team up with villains, he really needs to get info on Brother Eye and the other three just want to steal Mister Terrific's prototype Usphere, so there's something in it for everyone. Last week Lois Lane learned that the helmeted Superman was really Shazam and even though she really wants to tell the story on this charade, Stormguard asks her to keep it to herself. Hopefully Lois isn't a Chatty Cathy, or would it be a Reporting Rosie? Up in space Hawkman, Amethyst and Frankenstein have been captured by a Brainiac controlled Engineer and Ray Palmer has been left on the old Storm Watch HQ "The Carrier" for weeks, he probably has a volleyball best friend by now. The big thing to go down in this series would have to be the revelation that Brother Eye is actually in the Cadmus Island system and it seems to have used all the implants in the Earth 2 heroes locked up there to take over their bodies and now Lana Lang and Slade Wilson are hiding out trying to figure out what to do, while Fifty Sue is just chilling inside the complex having a conversation with this future world killer. That pretty much brings us up to speed for this week's issue, so let's check out what Five Years From Now has to offer us.
Alright it's week 2 of the Futures End event and I still don't have anything to say during this portion, where I usually do the recap from last issue. I guess since last month's issue was technically Superboy's finale, we could talk about how we got here, but that was really confusing and I don't want to try and explain all that again. All you need to know is that Jon Lane Kent died a hero killing himself from an earlier point in time and he was mostly erased from time, with the exception that Kon was fine and that you could find him on interweb stories. So Kon is back and since the Teen Titans have supposedly died in this timeline, let's see what's been keeping our Boy of Steel busy Five Years From Now.
I Think We're a Clone Now
Cover Price: $3.99
I've mentioned over and over, Infinite Crisis: Fight for the Multiverse has been one of the most inconsistent books I've come across in a long while. However, the past few issues have been pretty good and with the Heroes gathered for the first time, I was really looking forward to this issue. Unfortunately, this one didn't continue the recent upward trend. I will give it one thing, it's bad in all the ways it was before...I guess that's a kind of consistency, right?
Unnecessary Fun
Are you ready for some...DC Comic News? I know, it's Football Sunday and unless you are a Seahawks or Packers fan, the wait is finally over. I am a Philadelphia Eagles fan and I just got back from buying wings and I am ready. By the way, have you guys heard that Justin Gray is the DC Comics wing eating champ? The Eagles are up against the Jaguars today and no offense to Jags fans (are there any?), it should be an easy game. My prediction for a final score is 31-13. Staying on the football tip, we have a pool at work where you just pick straight up winners and fellow Weird Science writer, Eric Shea, picked Green Bay on Thursday. He tried to weasel his way out of it ("I know I picked Seattle...wah, wah), He may know Green Lantern, but Eric don't know football. I mean, the guy picked the Titans over the Chiefs. (note to editor: if the Titans win, remove that sentence). Well, I better get to it because the game is starting soon, so...
Yes, this week's Five Questions is with one of my favorite artists, Ethan Van Sciver. Recently, he helped launch Sensation Comics featuring Wonder Woman with Gail Simone (which everyone reading this should check out, btw) and has a long list of great work. Green Lantern, Superman/Batman, The Flash: Rebirth, The Fury of Firestorm, Batman: The Dark Knight and the list goes on and on. You know what makes him even greater? We asked him to do this column and he agreed. That's tops in my book. On a side note, Ethan once had a job as a caricaturist at the Cherry Hill Mall. I used to go to the Cherry Hill Mall in my teens and we are very close in age so there is a possibility I shook my head at the guy with the goth makeup, wearing a tux and drawing pictures of girls wearing roller skates (everybody loves roller skating). Also, I have a son named Ethan. Weird. Thanks to Ethan for doing this and having fun with our stupid questions and I hope everyone enjoys it.
Now it's time to jump into Detective Comics: Futures End and see what The Dark Knight is up to in the strange land of Five Years From Now. It really is a big deal too, because as of yet we really haven't seen a Batman in action in Futures End and I've been sitting here wondering to myself, what's up Bats? We've got a Batman Beyond running around for a number of weeks now and not even a peep from The Dark Knight checking it out. It doesn't make sense to me. So hopefully after this issue we'll see what the Caped Crusader has been up to and what's been keeping him from using his detective skills to uncover what the Joker would call this "Bat Fake" is all about. So let's dive into Detective Comics Five Years From Now and see how the hell Batman is working with The Riddler. Let's check it out.