Tuesday, December 2, 2014

Looks Like The Suicide Squad Movie Is Finally Locked and Fully Loaded

NOT THESE GUYS HERE, THE MOVIE VERSION!

It's finally come down the wire that the Suicide Squad movie that's set to come out August 5, 2016, following Batman V. Superman: Dawn of Justice has finally ironed out it's stars and man am I surprised by the faces we see.  We reported about Margot Robbie playing Harley Quinn before and after ruminating on it for awhile in a dark room where I was forced to listen to "Happy Birthday" over and over again, I finally came to the conclusion that I was all for that casting because..... Well because she's sexy as hell and looks just like the nutty once psychotherapist and if she can pull off that annoying voice, then I'll be grinding my teeth to absolute joy as I sit through the movie.


So yeah, we've got that down for a lock, but the big names that we've been waiting for like Jared Leto playing the Joker has just been confirmed and if he looks as good in clown makeup as he did all aids-ed up in a dress then I think we're in for a treat.  We've got an Oscar winning star here pulling out all the stops to be the biggest name in DC Comics and I don't care what you say, Batman, Superman; they're nothing compared to whoever has to play the Joker and I couldn't be happier with the casting choice.  For all our fans out there, I commissioned a professional artist to make a rendition of what Jared Leto might look like in his role as the Clown Prince of Crime.

YEAH, THAT'S PUNK ROCK RIGHT THERE
So we've got Harley and Joker and rumors that Jesse Eisenberg will be reprising his role of Lex Luthor after Batman V. Superman, so who's left for our Squad?  Well we've got Tom Hardy playing Rick Flagg, Cara Delevingne, who I don't know but who is apparently playing Enchantress and we've got the big two that I really care about, Will Smith as Deadshot and Jai Courtney who you might remember as the asshole from Divergent playing Captain Boomerang.  For your enjoyment I also had those two pictures commissioned for this........... Here you go.



So there you go boys and girls, you've got yourself a Suicide Squad!  Put all that together with this film's director David Ayer who's responsible for writing Fury, Training Day and S.W.A.T. and I think we've got ourselves a exploding violent good time and no I do not think that King Kong has anything on this movie.  So I'll be sitting here waiting for more news to come out as I desperately count down the days until it's release and you know what I'm mainly thinking of?  Whether or not they'll make Amanda Waller fat.

8 comments:

  1. Well that is an impressive cast and I am excited for deadshot portrayal by will smith

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    1. I agree...I haven't liked Will in a movie in a while and I hope he nails this one.

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  2. Im iffy on smith, but mainly cuz of his performance in After Earth, he'll prolly be fine.
    The real thing i'm wondering is if Joker is gonna actually be A PART of the squad. Joker is WAY to much of a wild card, so i kind of see him more as the antagonist

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  3. I figure it's like the rumors that Lex Luthor will barely be in Batman V. Superman, Joker is in it to introduce Harley Quinn, then she gets pinched and joins the Squad and we have to wait another year or two for DC to bring Joker back in another movie and then we all riot.

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    1. i really hope its either your case or mine eric, cuz the wildcard factor is the best part of the joker

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    2. I don't know if I'm being an awful fanboy who just refuses to accept change, but if I'm going to have the Joker be prominent in a story, I really need him to be fighting Bats and if they do allow him in the Suicide Squad, someone at ARGUS is getting fired for that choice because he'd bring the whole organization down before he'd play ball.

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    3. Haven't u seen assault on arkham Eric? Joker will works as a pretty good foil for sucide squad

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