Monday, April 30, 2018

Invincible Iron Man #599 Review - Marvel Monday

Writer: Brian Michael Bendis
Artist: Stefano Caselli, Alex Maleev
Publisher: Marvel Comics
Release Date: April 25, 2018
Cover Price: $3.99
Review by: Dispatchdcu (Click to read all of his awesome reviews!)

Welcome to the Oblivion Bar where the first round is on me and the pretzels are free! Be warned: like the pickled eggs at the bar, this issue is going to get SPOILED rotten. 

So, Invincible Iron Man is kind of nuts and all over the place. It’s not bad nuts, like plain unsalted walnuts, but a good kind of nuts like the honey glazed almonds you get at a fair.

To give a summary a try of the last two issues, everyone is searching for Tony Stark. Blade, yes the vampire who wants vampires, came to RiRi and told her to join up at MIT to work with Toni Ho and Arno Stark, Howard Starks actual bio-kid. This way, the 3 of them could search for Tony while also helping to rebuild SHIELD in the disguise of MIT. Tony finally shows up to talk to his Bio-Mom, which was a SHIELD agent turned rock star who has been running his company while he’s been dead with MJ Watson (yup). 

Side note: Tony Stark was adopted by Howard Stark and his real mom got Prego with a Hydra agent. Tony’s Hydra Agent Bio-dad wanted to take Tony so Tony’s SHIELD Agent Bio-Mom tried to kill his Hydra Agent Bio-dad and, out of the blue, Howard Stark promised to help and hide Tony as his son so people from outer space who helped Howard Stark have kids ( Arno Stark) wouldn’t know he messed with the DNA of his actual adopted son so that he would never destroy earth.....Wow! I know! 

While everyone is searching for Tony, we need to remember that Doom has been going around as the infamous Ironman.....yup.... and he too has a baby on the way.... yup... again nuts! Freakin’ mixed nuts! Well, that’s still not the craziest thing. So, Tony shows himself to his Bio-Mom to calm everyone down to stop looking for him and she tells him that people are trying to take over his company so he needs to show up to the board soon or it will all be taken away. 

We end the issue with Parker Robinson’s, the Hood, showing up to Stark Ind. to get paid by the CCO. Tony’s Hydra Bio-dad shows up and is actual not dead, and RiRi and Toni Ho get taken over by the man putting SHIELD back together again... which is the man who first created SHIELD long ago...... Leonardo DaVinci.... Yup... the real deal. The actual guy. End Scene! 

So, did you follow ANY of that? If not, I don’t blame you. If you are the type of person that’s drawn to crazy people, you always end of dating some psycho, and the wack-a-do’s totally approach you at the check out line in a drug store, this book is for you.

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Bits and Pieces:

 This was crazier than a wet bag of cats! That said; I think we are all a bit crazy at times and I loved it! And even though it lacked action and I’m totally confused, I’m still interested and see so many creative ideas. With issue 700 coming as Bendis heads out, I’ll take a ride on this crazy train just a bit long.


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