Good. Let's jump into the finale.
As for last night, we start with Jesse still on the run from Root, while the rest of the town is a flutter with excitement about god's coming arrival at this week's mass, so much so that they apparently hired Bansky and Shepard Fairey to cover the town in well-designed wheat paste flyers.
Tulip has a request for Jesse. She wants him to kill Carlos who is tied up in her trunk. This leads to the full back story for Jesse, Tulip and Carlos. Turns out the three of them were working on a bank job. Carlos was kind of the odd man out. Jesse and Tulip were going to have a baby. They made fun of him a lot and he saw the writing on the wall. He freed the bank guard while Tulip and Jesse were in the safe and broke out with the loot cakes and the whip Leaving them with the aforementioned guard, now featuring a hole in his head courtesy of Jesse, the bank alarm going off, sirens in the distance closing in and the stress of it all caused Tulip to miscarriage.
Betsy tricks the authorities guarding he church and waiting for Jesse clearing the way for the gang to get the church in order for jesses long distance call to heaven. Betsy who is also a receptionist or some shit, gives Jesse a quick tutorial on how to work an office phone and we are now ready for our FaceTime with the big man.
The whole fucking town of Annville is in the house. Jesse fiddles around with the phone, it looks bleak but suddenly the midday sun vanishes, everything goes dark, a mass of flame appears over the alter, followed by the image of God. After a bit of back and forth Jesse calls God out for being a punk and demands that he answers the questions of the congregation. God appreciates the juevos on Jesse and relents. Jesse notices that God picks his nose which makes him fallible. Holy shit this isn't even god. It's an angel dressed up as God. Jesse calls this fraud ass fucker out and eventually uses the voice to get him to drop dime on God. Turns out God has vanished. Been gone for years. Nobody knows where the fuck he is.
The townsfolk go cray. Jesse, Tulip and Cassidy bounce, walking out of that muthafucker on some serious slow mo action movie pimp shit. They decide to get some fries or some shit followed by a montage of the townsfolk getting all sorts of immoral on that ass. Emily tells her kids that they no longer need to worry about God. The two mascots (indian and guy in the plushy bear suit) for some reason decided to hang themselves from that tree that had all the Native Americans hanging from it in the cowboy days. Quincannon made a meat version of his daughter that he is cuddling with like a god damn creep and the dude that is supposed to release the methane from the cow dung to prevent a catastrophic explosion is busy getting his femdom on. This leads to the entire town and all the townspeople getting wiped off the map in the ensuing explosion. Luckily Jesse and the gang they were still somewhere off site eating a never ending plate of fries or some shit.
Cassidy wants to know jesses plan Jesse informs them that he is going to find God, make him answer his questions and if he won't they are going to fuck God up.
We flash back to the wreckage that is Annville and we see the Seraphim stumbling around looking dazed at least until the cowboy shows up on the scene and blasts out her chest cavity with one of his special bullets that makes things stay dead. Out last scene is a close up of the cowboy saying 'preacher'.